A Collection of Fun Words Backwards
- Evian backwards is naive as in you're naive to think that drinking bottled water prevents you from looking like a jerk. People that actually break a sweat at the gym only drink muscle milk.
- Spam backwards is maps as in you might need some maps to find a bathroom after eating too much spam
- Sarah backwards is Haras as in don't Haras girls named Sarah for their phone numbers because it makes you sound desperate
- Car backwards is rac as in if you have a nice car, you'll get a girl with a nice rac (yes I'm aware a K is involved somewhere)
- Decaf backwards is faced as in if you are faced with a difficult situation, don't drink decaf
- Ballpark backwards is krap llab as in I do gastrointestinal research at the krap llab near the ballpark
- Golf backwards is flog as in I will flog you to death with my golf club
- Jesus backwards is Sus-ej as in the reason Jews don't believe Jesus is the messiah is that they don't eat pork and sus-ej is made of pork
- Yeshua (the hebrew name for Jesus) backwards is Auh-sey as in the reason Jews don't believe Yeshua is the messiah is because Yeshua is an Auh-sey and Australians are evil
- Werewolf backwards is flower-ew as in werewolf Michael Jackson is going to de-flower-ew.
- Jay-Z backwards is Z-Jay
- Dallas backwards is Sallad as in Dallas is like a sallad, its full of vegetables who think they're cool by dressing up.
- Drunk backwards is knurd as in don't be a knurd and drive drunk.
more to come ...