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Tiger Woods Has Some Serious Skills

First of all, to any female readers or people who have been cheated on, this entry isn't about sticking up for Tiger Woods. In fact Tiger Woods is an idiot. Anyone who is so unhappy with a great family and a supermodel wife that they bang an unattractive waitress earning $8/hour has some serious issues. I'm not sticking up for Tiger Woods but I'm recognizing his amazing achievement of being able to hide romantic excursions with 10+ women.

Seriously being able to keep that many women 'hidden' from your wife takes some serious effort. For the longest time, I thought Bill Clinton was the ultimate master of hiding women from his wife. In fact he was so good that he convinced Hillary that it was a vast right-wing conspiracy. That definitely earns some serious points in the douchebag or YEAH! department (depending on your gender) but his position on the all time list has been usurped by of all people, Tiger Woods.

Think about it like this, most people who cheat on their partners have a hard time managing one person. Heck, even the trashiest guest on any one of MTVs filler reality shows maybe boasts of five or six like it's some kind of accomplishment. But the sad truth is, they're only half way to Tiger's level.

So yeah, his life is ruined and now everyone looks at him like he's Latrell Sprewell in golf pants. But to be fair, Tiger Woods again proves that he is the best in the world at a difficult game. Not golf but cheating.