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30Dec/100

5 Reasons I Unfollow People on Twitter

Here are the top 5 reasons I unfollow someone's account on Twitter

1. You tweet about your local "love academy"

Unfollowed someone yesterday for this very reason. A love academy is a service where guys pay $1000 or more to have a "mentor" take them around and teach them to hit on girls. Why not just talk to them in the first place rather than having to pay a grand to be told the exact same thing? It would have been different if the tweet was that their "friend" went to one and said it was a ripoff but in this example someone was tweeting about some early registration deals. Unfollow.

2. Way too many NSFW pics not tagged NSFW (rickrolls too)

"Stuck at the airport, look at the size of this line (pic)" click "Wait this isn't an airport and why is that woman ... oh god I hope no else sees this. close. close. close."

3. You tweet about how everyone is stupid

From time to time I tweet about things that frustrate me but if your Twitter account is a daily update about how the barista at Starbucks is an idiot, the dry cleaners are morons, the assistant account manager doesn't know anything, the landscaping guy needs to learn English, the customer support rep is the dumbest person ever blah blah blah ... it gets to a point where you realize that all these people are perfectly fine, its the person you're following who has an attitude problem.

4. You retweet way to much

I don't need a middle man to tell me about tech or pop culture news. I can follow those accounts directly.

5. You start sending @ messages and DMs about deals and offers

If you think this is acceptable then you really don't understand social media.

11Aug/100

Funny Comment in the Spam Filter

Your Engrish Spam Comment Skills Are Fail

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Ideas on How to fulfill Ladies in the Shopping mall

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1 – Go into the foods court. Feel it or not, the food court would be the absolute most desirable place in the shopping mall to fulfill a female. Here’s what you do. Pick a meals site and get in line for your meal. Even when that you’re in line, seem around the region in which all people is sitting and eating. Take a look for a female sitting alone, or even two women sitting down together. When you’ve your meal in hand, walk over to wherever she or there’re sitting and check with if you may join them. If you’re trustworthy and straightforward with them, your chances are very great.

2- Do some thinking. Ahead of you even contemplate going to the local mall to fulfill a young girl, sit on your own down and do some really serious pondering. Look at how you would possibly connect a girl and what you may say to her if one is prosperous. Think of which parts within the local mall you’d stop by. Also, you’re going to should purchase something even though there, what do you need? At last, think about what meeting a girlfriend in a public area entails. Certainly you will have a need to look and feel to get a wedding ring in advance of speaking to some girlfriend, and you are going to need to check out if it is wiser to speak with a chick alone or just one who is with others. Finally, you might have being realistic about your personal age plus the ages for this young girl you desire to satisfy. As in, you can should inform all by yourself to get realistic and don’t check out to meet ladies which might be considerably younger or older than that you’re, or that glance out of one’s league.

3 – Request guidance. As soon as one is ultimately in the mall, one with the techniques to meet ladies is by asking them for advice. Ladies know that guys have no strategy what they’re just undertaking when they are purchasing, so asking for advice won’t seem such a ridiculous concept. Ask for allow in picking out a jacket for yourself for instance. Working on so let’s the woman know that you simply are single. If she agrees to help you, consult her other queries as you grab varied jackets to check out on.

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21Jun/100

My Five Favorite Red Dead Redemption Glitches

Rockstar recently released a new game called Back to the Future III. Well thats what I wish the game's plot was about but instead they released a game set in the same era only its about cowboys or something. I don't own the game, not because I don't think it will be awesome but the glitch videos far outweigh any possible gameplay moments. Rockstar is also releasing bug fixes for it and sadly I'd rather play the broken version as opposed to the fixed edition.

Glitch 1: Bird People
Apparently the game has confused the character models for birds and people

Glitch 2: Honing Dynamite
In the 1800s, man's greatest invention was honing dynamite that was used to effectively destroy local bird populations

Glitch 3: Bear Riding a Horse
Either this is a circus mod or just a really funny bug

Glitch 4: The hardest part about rollerblading ...
is telling your parents you're gay

Glitch 5: Horse embedded in the ground

7Jun/100

Sandbox Part 3

So let's see, still in the sandbox.

Added links from:
- Trusted article sources
- Wikipedia
- A number of local search sites
- Social (micro-blogging and ugc)

Additional site content added:
- Added a Blog (up to 10 entries right now)
- Added +100 words of additional rich content to a number of subpages

Still nothing, ranking 140 for the main keyword, top 50 for second tier keywords and top 10 for third tier keywords. This is what really sucks, my site has better content and links than my competitors but Google is taking a while to figure it all out. I did find one really good link opportunity that I think will be the shove that pushes my site over the edge and into relevant ranking land but I'll let you know how that turns out.

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17May/100

Sandbox Diary Part 2

Read the introduction

Today's update:
I spent most of tonight filling out and verifying local business profiles. I already had the site listed in Google Local / Places so hopefully the additional listings will help the site rank on local and maybe un-sandbox my site because Google will realize the business is listed on a bunch of legitimate sites.

15May/101

Sandbox Diary Part 1

I am trying to see whether the Google Sandbox is a myth and only exists because people don't know how to build links or whether it is a legitimate phenomenon. If it does exist? What does it take to get out? Here is where I am as of 5/15/2010.

Site: Brand new domain, live on 3/1, 15 to 20 competitive sites for the keywords I'm targetting, main keywords are in the domain name, .com tld

- Confirmed in Webmaster tools, domain registered until 2013

Link Building:
Blogs - Two blogroll links on relevant sites (150 links total)
Directories - Yahoo Directory
Articles - 10 articles on 5 different services using varied anchor text
Press Releases - 1
Social Media - Twitter account, Identi.ca account, Facebook fan page
Others - Aboutus.org (nofollow not the dofollow paid service)

For the top tier keywords, the site ranks around 150 to 200, for second tier keywords 20 to 40, and for third tier keywords first page and in some cases first overall.

This week I have tentatively planned for 10 new articles, one or two directory submissions and some social bookmarking. Let's see what happens.

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4May/100

Slim Thug’s Twitter Account is Amazing

If you're thinking of killing yourself and need one good reason to keep on living, I suggest putting the gun down, undoing the rope or pulling the car out of the garage and checking out Slim Thug's Twitter account.

Yes I am joining the late train on this one (Chris told me about it) but after a week of following his words, I can tell you this much, its the most entertaining thing on the internet.

Take some of the following words of wisdom from Houston's finest:

"Ok I quit I was bored back to the game #whatmendo but fathers pls spend time with yo kids they could become stans or boyz who like boyz smfh"

"Hey @TayGoHard4Ciara HOMO I wasn't hating on Ciara I said she's fine and I wanna have sex with her now u and yo faggotfriends go buttfuck"

"No I said u need a face transplant and a body transplant 2 RT @iSTANFORSUPERCI: Lmfaooooo. @slimthugga said I need a face lift. Ahhhhhhh!"

"Somebody tell Ciara I want her to ride my beat"

"I just hit the weed for the first time since December I dnt even miss that shit" this was followed by "#fuckdrugs" (this is also the name of a new song)

Regarding #teamnatural "Rules no sunglasses to cover up rings around the eyes no bras to push up sagging tits no heels to help u get a ass no make up. #teamNatural"

"But I'm not saying everychick need a big ass and titties some are sexy without it"

"Ok I quit tryna help yall ass stay yo lonely ass in the house with yo toys.. And be single forever with yo high expectations #doyou"

"Cause some niggalaos bitches@SammieLovesU: So why do some guys call females hoes when they do fuck on the first nite if its ok? @slimthugga"

"Nobody wanna fuck yo fat ugly ass anyway RT @lulucakess: @slimthugga ass be having sum ole bullshit ass tweets #killyoself BIG TIME!!!"

"And 2 all girls who already had sex be4 but still wanna make u wait its a 3 date limit Oprah even said it It only makes us fuckother girls"

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