Will's Blog » Words http://willgallahue.com/blog This is why you have internet filters Mon, 02 May 2011 23:33:05 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.3 Celebrity Names Backwards http://willgallahue.com/blog/2009/11/celebrity-names-backwards/ http://willgallahue.com/blog/2009/11/celebrity-names-backwards/#comments Sun, 15 Nov 2009 04:18:06 +0000 admin http://willgallahue.com/blog/?p=77 Caution: far out content

Liam Neeson backwards is no seen mail as in "Liam Neeson should have starred in The Postman instead of Kevin Costner because they could have asked his name and he would have said No Seen Mail."

Roseanne backwards is enn-ae-sor which I'm pronouncing as "An eyesore" as in Roseanne on television is enn-ae-sor.

Aisha Tyler backwards is re-lyt-ahsia (which I'm going to pronounce as asia) as in power was out to the entire continent of Asia until Aisha Tyler re-lyt-ahsia.

Edwin Cassiani backwards is in-ai-ssac niwde (nude) as in "I thought Edwin Cassiani was a hobo because when I met him, he was sleeping in-ai-ssac niwde."

Melissa Reeves backwards is seveer assilem (which I'm pronouncing as asylum" as in "Melissa Reeves has gone mental because they put her in the seveer assilem"

]]> http://willgallahue.com/blog/2009/11/celebrity-names-backwards/feed/ 0 A Collection of Fun Words Backwards http://willgallahue.com/blog/2009/11/a-collection-of-fun-words-backwards/ http://willgallahue.com/blog/2009/11/a-collection-of-fun-words-backwards/#comments Tue, 10 Nov 2009 23:45:11 +0000 admin http://willgallahue.com/blog/?p=61 - Evian backwards is naive as in you're naive to think that drinking bottled water prevents you from looking like a jerk. People that actually break a sweat at the gym only drink muscle milk.

- Spam backwards is maps as in you might need some maps to find a bathroom after eating too much spam

- Sarah backwards is Haras as in don't Haras girls named Sarah for their phone numbers because it makes you sound desperate

- Car backwards is rac as in if you have a nice car, you'll get a girl with a nice rac (yes I'm aware a K is involved somewhere)

- Decaf backwards is faced as in if you are faced with a difficult situation, don't drink decaf

- Ballpark backwards is krap llab as in I do gastrointestinal research at the krap llab near the ballpark

- Golf backwards is flog as in I will flog you to death with my golf club

- Jesus backwards is Sus-ej as in the reason Jews don't believe Jesus is the messiah is that they don't eat pork and sus-ej is made of pork

- Yeshua (the hebrew name for Jesus) backwards is Auh-sey as in the reason Jews don't believe Yeshua is the messiah is because Yeshua is an Auh-sey and Australians are evil

- Werewolf backwards is flower-ew as in werewolf Michael Jackson is going to de-flower-ew.

- Jay-Z backwards is Z-Jay

- Dallas backwards is Sallad as in Dallas is like a sallad, its full of vegetables who think they're cool by dressing up.

- Drunk backwards is knurd as in don't be a knurd and drive drunk.

more to come ...

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