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To BMW Driver TX Plate MJM-164
How many did you have before you hit the road tonight?
Let's see, it took you 20 seconds to realize we had a green light at Bee Cave and N. Mopac ... then you crawled along at 20 mph to the onramp before you proceeded to drive 40 mph on a 65 mph road.
I would have passed you but everyone else was passing us because they realized how bad you were driving. You drive a brand new 5-series which isn't exactly a cheap car and I'm surprised it has managed to stay in one piece.
I hope you made it home tonight but if you didn't you have no one to blame but yourself.