A few days ago I wrote a post where I prayed for Hakeem Nicks to win my fantasy matchup for me.
Well Hakeem Nicks finished with 6 points and I lost 70 to 67 ... or so I thought. Two days later, the NFL made an official scoring change that won the game for me. My opponent started Kurt Warner and one of his touchdown passes was ruled a rushing touchdown by the receiver so I ended up winning 67 to 64.
So my theory is that God just got behind with the holiday prayers and then got to my request and thought "Oh man, if I don't grant this young man's wish, their faith in me will never be the same. Time for me to influence the NFL scoring committee."
Thanks God. Oh and for all you suckas praying for world peace or something dumb like that ... keep on praying. Like I said, God likes originality not lame prayers for world peace or an end to hunger or a cure for homosexuality.