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Where did this whole “Slutty cop” thing come from?

I'm lucky that I have friends who don't (usually) associate the phrases "great halloween costume" with "slutty cop." However one popular and completely overdone choice for Halloween is always the slutty cop. For some reason a lot of women think its a cool costume but really you just want our (guys) attention and the best way to get it is to say "I'm pregnant" (okay okay okay bit too much there)

But in all seriousness I've never found cops attractive. I've seen my fair share of female officers downtown or doing security work or just chillin at IHOP and I have never once thought to myself "I wonder when her shift gets over because I'd like to arrest her for being naughty." I'm not saying female cops are ugly but guys need to ditch the whole "cop" fantasy because its unrealistic. Honestly, head over to the local PD and try to ask any female officer for a five minute cavity search. You'll either get shot, or arrested and thrown in with the less than savory characters society has to offer.

The slutty cop outfit is based on the male fantasy of being "searched" by this sex crazed law-enforcing vixen. But that makes no sense because:

1) Female cops don't generally arrest people while wearing skimpy police outfits.

2) Female cops aren't caked with makeup. They have to go out and arrest people, they aren't looking to compete in a beauty pageant.

3) After an 8 to 10 hour shift of dealing with hobos, drunks, drugs and degenerates they probably aren't looking for a romantic interlude with a stranger

4) They're cops. They have guns and tasers and attitudes. Why would you even attempt anything?

5) If a "slutty cop" arrested you for being "naughty" it probably means you were banging a picnic table. Honestly being "naughty" isn't a crime and I'm going to assume female police officers like to keep their jobs so the odds of being plucked off the street and "searched" are 1 in 1 quadrillion. However, if you were actually arrested for being naughty, I'll gladly represent you in a court of law.