Will's Blog » health http://willgallahue.com/blog This is why you have internet filters Mon, 02 May 2011 23:33:05 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.3 Liberal Arm Injury Update http://willgallahue.com/blog/2010/01/liberal-arm-injury-update/ http://willgallahue.com/blog/2010/01/liberal-arm-injury-update/#comments Thu, 28 Jan 2010 04:39:24 +0000 admin http://willgallahue.com/blog/?p=160 I've decided to coin my injury as a liberal arm injury since I hurt my left arm and I was playing the traditional liberal past time of soccer as opposed to conservative sports like washers and polo.

For those of you who don't know, I injured my arm playing soccer and broke both bones in my forearm in multiple places. My arm is going to be in a cast for a long time and my arm will now set off airport security checkpoints. I get my current cast replaced next week with a supercast (still waiting on the bill).

Things I have learned to do with one arm
- Typing but with no more wasted keystrokes (example ummm, j/k, dude)
- Opening child-proof pill bottles
- Opening ketchup packets
- Teaching other people SEO
- Driving (although my arm keeps hitting the brights when I hit the left turn signal)

Also with only one working arm no one asks you for money on the street and you get an aura of street credibility.

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